Jerry Jones Shocked to Learn Star Players Want to Be PaidJones, ever the frugal businessman, was reportedly overheard saying, "They did well, so now they want more money? Is that how this works?"
Dak Prescott Hires Hypnotist to Erase 44-19 Loss from Cowboys' Collective Memory“You’re feeling drowsy,” he murmured as players stared blankly, “and you absolutely do not remember getting trampled by the Saints.”
Jerry Jones Already Practicing Lombardi Trophy Acceptance, Forcing McCarthy to Role-Play GoodellIn these rehearsals, Jones forces Mike McCarthy to act as Roger Goodell, where he’s forced to hand a pretend Lombardi Trophy to Jones.
