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Jerry Jones Shocked to Learn Star Players Want to Be Paid

Jones, ever the frugal businessman, was reportedly overheard saying, "They did well, so now they want more money? Is that how this works?"

“You’re feeling drowsy,” he murmured as players stared blankly, “and you absolutely do not remember getting trampled by the Saints.”

In these rehearsals, Jones forces Mike McCarthy to act as Roger Goodell, where he’s forced to hand a pretend Lombardi Trophy to Jones.

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