Hot Takes

'Pardon The Interruption' Debates Whether Cowboys' Greatest Achievement Is Still The 1996 Super Bowl Halftime Show

"It was a mesmerizing spectacle that transcended football and entered the realm of cultural phenomenon," argued Kornheiser, reminiscing

Tony Pollard Admits He Longs for Cowboys Teammates, Mistakes Titans' Mascot for Zeke Elliott

"I saw this guy with a big head and thought, 'There's Zeke!' but then I remembered I'm not in Dallas anymore," Pollard chuckled.

Micah Parsons Unveils Offseason Workout: Competitive Eating

"You gotta bulk up to dominate on the field," Parsons declared, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and discarded hot dog wrappers.

Stephen A. Smith Admits He's Secretly a Dallas Cowboys Superfan, Calls It His "Guilty Pleasure"

"I just can't resist that star logo and the drama that surrounds America's Team," Smith admitted sheepishly

Experts Confirm Troy Aikman and Jay-Z Separated at Birth, Given Opposite Career Paths

"It's uncanny—they share the same facial features, charisma, and even a penchant for success in their respective fields," exclaimed Dr. Todd

Dallas Cowboys' Oxnard Training Camp Discovered to Actually Be Elaborate Beach Vacation

"We thought it was odd that our practice drills involved sandcastles and sunscreen," chuckled quarterback Dak Prescott.

Deion Sanders Leaves Coaching to Open Chain of Luxury End Zone Dance Studios

"I've spent years perfecting my touchdown celebrations, and now it's time to share that expertise with the world," Sanders proclaimed.