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Jerry Jones Launches Line of Designer Cowboy Hats, Insists They're Key to Team's Success

"These hats aren't just stylish; they're game-changers," Jones proclaimed.

Tony Romo Reveals Secret to Announcing Success: 90% Guesswork, 10% Lucky Coin

Romo shocked viewers during a recent interview by revealing his unconventional method for predicting plays: a specially minted "lucky coin."

Dak Prescott Credits Unorthodox Training Regimen of Dodging Criticism for Career Success

"I've developed this reflex to sidestep negativity, which has really helped my footwork in the pocket," Prescott explained"

Dallas Cowboys Introduce Revolutionary Strategy: Refusing to Play Football, Insist They Win by 'Being Iconic'

"the Cowboys plan to dominate the season by attending high-profile events, launching fragrance lines, and perfecting their social media."

Dallas Cowboys Convinced They Just Need to Find Right Cheerleaders to Win Super Bowl