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Dak Prescott Totally Not Jealous of Jordan Love’s New Record-Breaking Contract

"Yeah, I'm super happy for Jordan, who wouldn't be thrilled for a guy who's started as many games as he has? All ... what 16 of them?

Jerry Jones Mandates Cowboys Form Chess Club, Declares “It’s Time to Stop Playing Checkers”

Dak commented, “I thought Jerry was talking about a new sandwich in the cafeteria when he said Chess Club. Turns out, it’s a board game."

Trevon Diggs Starts Training Camp on PUP List, Announces New Focus: Audiobooks and Chill

Trevon Diggs has kicked off the season on the PUP list, and he’s using the downtime to explore a newfound passion: audiobooks and chillaxing

Zeek Re-Signed with Cowboys, But Still Wants to Play for Hometown St. Louis Rams

"I've always dreamed of bringing a Super Bowl to St. Louis," Elliott stated earnestly, as reporters stifled laughter.

Jerry Jones Shocked to Learn Star Players Want to Be Paid

Jones, ever the frugal businessman, was reportedly overheard saying, "They did well, so now they want more money? Is that how this works?"

CeeDee Lamb Not Reporting to Training Camp Until Team Agrees to His Demand for 1,000-Piece Puzzle of Himself

"I've put the pieces together on the field; now it's time to do it on my coffee table," Lamb declared in a statement.

Dak Prescott Starts Book Club with Other NFL Quarterbacks

"Reading sharpens the mind and broadens our horizons," Prescott explained, adjusting his glasses that he doesn't need.