Mike McCarthy Confused, Thinks Final Year of Contract Means He Gets Extra Vacation Time
"I thought 'final year' meant I earned an extra week at the beach," McCarthy admitted, while adjusting his visor.
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Daryl "Moose" Johnston Mistook Cheers for Boos Throughout Career
"I always thought they were booing, but turns out they were saying 'Moose!' all along," Johnston chuckled, recalling decades of confusion.
Jason Witten Reveals Biggest Regret: Not Growing Hair Out
Former All-Pro TE Jason Witten revealed his deepest regret: not cultivating locks long enough to command respect on the field.
Jerry Jones' Grandson Awarded Football Scholarship; Family adjusts household budget
"It's a humbling experience for us all," remarked Jones, adjusting his solid gold cowboy hat
Jerry Jones and Jimmy Johnson's Freshman Year Friendship Began With Heated Debate Over Best BBQ Sauce
"It was a clash of culinary titans," reminisced Jones, recalling how their initial bonding over playbook strategies quickly turned to BBQ
Skip Bayless Confident Cowboys Will Perfect Art of Dramatic Losses This Season
"It's all about setting realistic expectations," Bayless explained, sketching diagrams of potential fourth-quarter fumbles and interceptions
Emmitt Smith's Son EJ Joins Texas A&M, Plans to Major in 'End Zone Celebrations'
"You can't just score touchdowns; you've got to know how to celebrate them properly," EJ explained while practicing elaborate dances.
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