CeeDee Lamb Not Reporting to Training Camp Until Team Agrees to His Demand for 1,000-Piece Puzzle of Himself

DALLAS, TX—In a bold move that has left Cowboys management scratching their heads, star wide receiver CeeDee Lamb has announced he will not return to the team until they provide him with a custom-made 1,000-piece puzzle featuring his own likeness.

"I've put the pieces together on the field; now it's time to do it on my coffee table," Lamb declared in a statement, insisting the puzzle be challenging enough to keep him entertained for "at least two bye weeks."

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, known for his unconventional negotiations, reportedly mused, "If CeeDee wants to piece together his future with us, who am I to argue? Perhaps we can throw in some puzzle-themed merchandise to sweeten the deal."

Teammates, meanwhile, have begun crafting pun-filled tweets about Lamb's puzzling absence, with linebacker Micah Parsons tweeting, "The pieces of the puzzle will come together soon enough! #LambPuzzled"