In a shocking turn of events, CeeDee Lamb has reportedly turned down a $33 million per year offer from the Cowboys, citing his rock-solid backup plan: a "lucrative" career in Major League Pickleball.
“Thirty-three million? That’s chump change compared to the pickleball money,” Lamb declared, casually tossing a paddle over his shoulder during the announcement.
“Yes, you heard me right,” Lamb continued. “Pickleball is the future. The MLP (Major League Pickleball) already assured me I’m the first player taken in fantasy pickleball drafts - so that tells you about my upside as a league winner.”
“When Jerry Jones realizes he’s competing with pickleball, he’ll be begging me to sign. Or, you know, I’ll just go pro in the fastest growing sport,” Lamb said with a grin. “Those league endorsements are no joke—just look at the sponsorship deals from orthopedic shoe companies and reverse mortgages!”
Jerry Jones was left stunned but reluctantly admitted to reporters that Lamb’s quickness and reach advantage would instantly make him a top player in the pickleball tournament for octogenarians that Jerry won last year.
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