DALLAS—In a surprising twist, negotiations between CeeDee Lamb and the Dallas Cowboys have hit a major snag. The star wide receiver isn’t haggling over money but over his weekend work schedule. “I’m just tired of working weekends,” Lamb confessed. “I miss out on Saturday nights with my boys because I’ve always got a game the next day.”
Lamb’s unconventional demand has thrown a wrench into contract talks. “I’m fine with Thursday and Monday night games, and even fine with the Thanksgiving game,” he clarified. “But I just want my weekends back like everyone with a normal job.”
Sources inside the Cowboys’ front office are reportedly baffled. “We’ve never encountered a player who negotiated for weekends off,” said one insider. “It’s, well, uncharted territory.”
Fans are divided on Lamb’s stance. “I get it,” tweeted one supporter. “Everyone needs a break. But football on Sundays is sacred!”
As negotiations continued, Lamb was overheard apologizing over the phone to friends for having to miss brunch next month because, “they make us get to the stadium way earlier than the game actually starts. It’s super annoying.”
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