DALLAS—Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott was reportedly overjoyed this week after learning from teammates that Turducken, the legendary fusion of turkey, duck, and chicken, can be enjoyed any day of the year.
"I always thought it was a Thanksgiving-exclusive," Prescott confessed, shaking his head. "But now? The sky's the limit."
Dak was seen grinning ear to ear this week after the groundbreaking epiphany: he can eat Turducken whenever he wants, and no one can stop him.
Prescott, who believed the dish was reserved for his post-game feast after Thanksgiving matchups, had been meticulously counting down the days each year. "I used to sprint off the field thinking, 'Turducken time!' Now, I can have it on a random Tuesday? Game changer."
Now, Prescott plans to incorporate the triple-threat bird dish into his daily routine. "I'm thinking Turducken smoothies for breakfast, Turducken sandwiches for lunch, and, of course, a classic roast for dinner," he mused, clearly giddy at the prospect of leveling up his pre-game meals.
"This changes everything," Prescott declared, already plotting how to stash Turducken in his locker at work. "The only thing that can stop me now is a full freezer!"
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