DALLAS—In a move that has left sports analysts scratching their heads, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott has enlisted a hypnotist to help the team forget their recent 44-19 defeat to the New Orleans Saints. “We’re going to hypnotize away that loss,” Prescott declared, “just like you’d erase a chalkboard after a particularly bad math test.”
The hypnotist, who specializes in sports amnesia, arrived at the Cowboys’ practice facility armed with a swinging pocket watch and a slew of vague suggestions. “You’re feeling drowsy,” he murmured as players stared blankly, “and you absolutely do not remember getting trampled by the Saints.”
Team coaches are reportedly skeptical. “The best way to move on from a loss,” Mike McCarthy noted, “is to actually address what went wrong, not just pretend it never happened.” Prescott, however, remains convinced that a good trance is the cure for all ills, including an embarrassing scoreboard.
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