FRISCO, TX—In an impressive display of cool composure, Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott reportedly insisted he's "not even a little bit jealous" of Green Bay Packers' QB Jordan Love, who recently signed a record-setting contract for a jaw dropping $220 million.
In what can only be described as the most nonchalant response to an NFL contract extension in history, Dak has made it abundantly clear that he is "totally fine" with Love's deal including $35 million more in guaranteed money than Prescott’s own contract.
“I’m genuinely happy for him,” Prescott said, trying to sound convincing while clenching his jaw. “Honestly, I hadn’t even heard about it until just now, and I definitely didn’t Google the contract details at 2 AM.”
"Yeah, I'm super happy for Jordan," Prescott continued, his eyes twitching ever so slightly. "I mean, who wouldn't be thrilled for a guy who's started as many games as he has? All ... what, 16 of them? It's great to see such potential being recognized."
“Dak’s all about the team,” said teammate Micah Parsons, trying to suppress laughter. “He’s probably just jealous… I mean, happy for Love.”
Meanwhile, Prescott’s agent was seen frantically dialing Jerry Jones, while Dak was heard asking reporters if anyone had a number for Jordan Love’s agent.
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