DALLAS—In a recent press conference, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott attributed his career highs to an unconventional training strategy: dodging relentless criticism from fans and analysts alike.
"I've developed this reflex to sidestep negativity, which has really helped my footwork in the pocket," Prescott explained, while expertly dodging questions about the team's playoff chances.
Sources close to the team confirmed that Prescott spends hours each week practicing evasive maneuvers, often simulating hostile press conferences with cardboard cutouts of disappointed fans. "It's all about agility, mental toughness, and pretending Stephen A. Smith is charging at you with a hot take," Prescott added with a grin.
At press time, the Cowboys' coaching staff was reportedly considering incorporating Prescott's unique drills into their training camp program, confident that mastering the art of dodging criticism could be the key to finally bringing a championship back to Dallas.
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