LOS ANGELES—In a dilemma reminiscent of his intense on-screen decisions, Denzel Washington admitted he's unsure whether to subscribe to yet another streaming service just to catch this week's Cowboys game.
"I've already got more subscriptions than Oscars," Washington sighed, surrounded by stacks of bills.
Sources close to Washington revealed he spent hours mulling the decision with his Golden Globe nominated son over adding another service, only to realize they could split the cost.
"Do I really need another recurring charge just to see Dak Prescott throw interceptions?" Washington pondered, eyeing his mounting automated monthly charges.
Despite the financial strain, Washington remains determined to watch every touchdown and fumble in style, because that’s what Cowboys fans do.
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