DALLAS—EJ Smith, the son of NFL legend Emmitt Smith, made waves upon joining Texas A&M by declaring his intention to major in "End Zone Celebrations," a course of study he believes is essential to his success on the field.
Furthermore, he revealed that Stanford not offering his desired major was a driving force in his decision to transfer. My father and I discussed it, and just decided I needed to be at a school that offered a major in my desired field of study.
"You can't just score touchdowns; you've got to know how to celebrate them properly," EJ explained, practicing elaborate dances and rehearsing spontaneous backflips during team warm-ups.
Sources close to the Smith family revealed EJ's extensive research into touchdown theatrics, including historical analyses of the best dances and the physics of efficient chest bumps. "It's all about leaving a lasting impression," EJ added, designing a syllabus that includes guest lectures from cheerleading squads and professional party planners.
At press time, Texas A&M was reportedly considering offering a degree in "Touchdown Theatrics," with EJ Smith appointed as the inaugural professor, ensuring every Aggies touchdown is a show-stopper.
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