DALLAS—Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is eagerly anticipating the release of Madden NFL 25’s rankings, but not for the reasons you’d expect. Jones has been obsessively checking player ratings and anxiously awaits the rankings for team owners. “I saw Tyreek Hill got a 99 as a receiver,” Jones said excitedly. “I’m hoping for the same!”
Jones has been incorrectly assuming that Madden will rate NFL owners, believing his leadership and management skills deserve top marks. “I mean, I’ve built America’s Team,” Jones continued. “If that doesn’t warrant a 99, I don’t know what does.”
Despite being informed that Madden ratings are exclusively for players, Jones remains undeterred. “There’s gotta be a ranking for owners,” he insisted, scrolling through his phone. “I can’t wait to see what I get.”
At press time, Jones was overheard trying to schedule a meeting with EA Sports CEO Andrew Wilson to discuss “an urgent matter.”
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