Jerry Jones 'Invents' Flag Football to Reduce Injuries, Discovers It's Been Around for Decades

DALLAS—In a bid to protect his players, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones announced the groundbreaking invention of a new, injury-free sport he’s calling "Flag Football." The idea struck Jones after witnessing defensive end Sam Williams being carted off the field with an injury during training camp.

"This revolutionary game uses flags instead of tackling to avoid injuries," Jones proudly explained, displaying a set of brightly colored flags. "It's like regular football, but gentler!"

However, Jones's excitement was quickly tempered when a reporter informed him that Flag Football has existed for years, often played in P.E. classes and youth leagues.

"Well, I'll be!" Jones exclaimed, visibly frustrated he wasted hours locked in his office with just a whiteboard while coming up with the idea.

At press time Jones was overheard canceling an event he organized at the upcoming team owner’s meeting to discuss “A great new idea.”