DALLAS—On the 15th anniversary of AT&T Stadium, affectionately known as "Jerry World," Cowboys owner Jerry Jones reflected on his fond memories of the team's former home, Texas Stadium, expressing a nostalgic longing and reminiscing about a bygone era when hot dogs were affordable and stadium roofs didn't require engineering degrees to operate.
"Those were the days when a hot dog and a touchdown were all you needed to make fans happy," Jones reflected. Sources close to Jones revealed he frequently pines for a time when post-game analysis didn't involve holograms.
"Back then, everyone could agree on ketchup being a vegetable," Jones reminisced, gazing at a photo of the old stadium. Jones further revealed he often waxes poetic about the stadium's iconic hole in the roof, fondly recalling the days when divine intervention helped the team clinch victories.
"In those days, we didn't need a Jumbotron the size of Rhode Island to enjoy a game," Jones chuckled. Despite his fondness for the past, Jones remains committed to AT&T Stadium's modern amenities, promising future upgrades that will include a nostalgic hot dog stand manned by robot chefs with Texan drawls..
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