In a shocking development, Cowboys cornerback Trevon Diggs is not only ahead of schedule in his ACL rehab but might actually be ahead of time itself.
Medical experts are baffled as Diggs, who was expected to be out for the season, was seen sprinting and performing cartwheels mere weeks after his surgery.
"Either Trevon's recovery is a miracle, or he found a DeLorean," said Dr. Smith, the team's physician. "We're leaning towards the latter."
Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy hinted at the possibility of a secret deal with a certain eccentric scientist. "Let's just say if you hear 'Great Scott!' on the sidelines, you know what's up."
Fans are ecstatic but confused. "Did he get hurt in 2023 or 1885? I'm lost," tweeted one.
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